I’m in a great relationship, and I’m going to celebrate it today! Bitter single people can suck it. Besides, where’s the law that says Valentine’s Day is only for those in a relationship? Valentine’s Day is also about the possibility for romance. Get back to an elementary school mentality and make a special card for someone you like, perhaps with “Will you be my Valentine?” and little boxes to check marked “yes” and “no.” What do you have to lose?
And if all else fails, buy yourself a box of chocolate. They’re everywhere!