C’mon, the joke writes itself.
I don’t think enough attention has been payed to Obama’s massive Alfred E. Neuman ears. I think he is wasting far too much taxpayer money in his use of Air Force One when it’s obvious that he’s perfectly capable of flying himself wherever he wants with those ginormous corncobs.
Obama’s ears should have been a leading story in the last election, but they were relegated to the back burner. Consider this my formal effort to make the size of Obama’s ears one of the major issues of the 2012 campaign.